The Grand Unveiling of Absolutely No Hacks Whatsoever
Or, How to Actually Promote Your Stuff Without Losing Your Soul (or Your Shirt) Ah, the siren song of the internet! It whispers sweet nothings into the ears of content…
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Nobody Knows What’s Real Anymore
(And We’re All Pretending That’s Fine) So apparently, 97% of us can’t tell the difference between real music and AI-generated tunes anymore. Which, if you think about it for more…
The Grind
I’ve been thinking about coffee again. Not in the “I need caffeine to function like a normal human” way—though, let’s be honest, that’s also true—but in the way it mirrors…
Why I’m Not Afraid of AI (And Why You Shouldn’t Be Either)
Look, I get it. You’re a writer. You’ve spent years honing your craft, finding your voice, learning the difference between “affect” and “effect” (and then promptly forgetting it again). And…
The Bastard Truth: On Freedom, Filth, and the Power of the Unpolished Word
There’s a photograph somewhere…probably lost now, buried under decades of shit and cigarette ash…of Charles Bukowski sitting at his typewriter, beer in hand, face like a road map of bad…
The Pub: A Quiet Study of Human Beings Trying Their Best
There’s a moment… a tiny, easily missed flicker of transition… when you walk into a British pub and feel the world slip into a lower gear. The air shifts. Your…
The Quiet Crisis: Why We Need to Talk About Men’s Mental Health
It’s International Men’s Day today, 19th November. You probably didn’t know that, and I wouldn’t blame you. There are no cards in the shops, no special adverts during the break…
Your Website Isn’t Competing With Social Media
It’s the Hub That Makes Everything Else Work Let’s clear something up: the question isn’t whether you need a website or social media. It’s not an either/or situation, and anyone…
The New World Order: A Love Letter to Humanity’s Favourite Global Soap Opera
Somewhere out there… probably in a mahogany-panelled room lit by a single villainous lamp… a shadowy figure whispers: “Send out the lizard-people… it is time.” Or at least, that’s how…
When the Leader of the Free World Calls a Woman “Piggy”
Right, so let me give you the context…but also, let me be honest about where I’m coming from. I’m British. I watch all of this from across the pond, which…