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The Summer That Isn’t Behaving Like a Summer
I’m writing this from a cave in rural Spain, which sounds more romantic than it...
The Gap Between What Keeps You Up And What’s On The News
I did the maths on my own worry list the other night, properly, pen and...
The Boring Apocalypse
My neighbour Manuela stopped me on the track down to the village last week, not...
Four Fire Alarms, No Exit
A friend asked me last week what I thought the biggest story in the world...
The Legend of Disease…
Or Perhaps the Legend of Ourselves Standing on the quayside in Málaga, you could almost...
The Tap That Has No Treaty
I keep a mental list of things that should terrify us more than they do,...
The Plumbing Problem
On Mythos, the IMF, and the difference between a villain and a leak I read...
Do You Know Who I Am…
And Should You Give a Shit? Not long ago I watched another one of those...
