The High-Value Human
Or: The Curious Rise of the Optimised Personality A strange thing has happened to ordinary life. Somewhere along the line, human beings stopped simply existing and started behaving like underperforming…
Hondurasgate: The Scandal Bigger Than Watergate
That Nobody’s Talking About While the world watched a fashion show, someone leaked the blueprint for a coup. Let me ask you something. If a series of verified audio recordings…
The AI Subscription Most People Have Not Noticed Yet
Modern internet culture has trained us to expect a sales pitch every fourteen seconds. So before anyone assumes this article ends with a discount code and a photo of me…
They’re Not Even Bothering to Hide It Anymore
There’s a certain kind of insult reserved for people who think you’re too stupid to notice. It’s the insult of being lied to slowly, methodically, and with almost breathtaking confidence.…
We Used to Perform Perfection…
Now We Perform Not Performing Perfection. Somewhere between the flat-lay avocado toast and the deliberately terrible selfie, something quietly shifted. Not with a bang. Not with a manifesto. Just a…
The World Runs on Poor People’s Blood
And Nobody Wants to Talk About It A long-form investigation into the international plasma market, the exploitation hiding in plain sight, and why the mainstream health conversation keeps looking the…
Your Neighbour’s Camera Is Watching You
And It Doesn’t Work For Them You didn’t consent to being surveilled. But your HOA did, on your behalf, at a meeting you weren’t at, for a product they didn’t…
We’ve Run Out of Ideas
(And We’re Pouring Chocolate Over the Evidence) Let me paint you a picture. Somewhere out there, a person with a ring light and a parasocial following of 400,000 people is…
The World Wants More Oil
The Amazon Is Paying For It. At a meeting in 2023, Petrobras told Indigenous leaders in the Amazon that their helicopters flew an average of two flights a day over…
We Regret to Inform You That This Is Now Normal
It’s strange how little ceremony there is when something quietly worsens. No announcement. No collective moment where someone steps forward and says, plainly, this is going to be harder now.…